If my heart was a house, it’d be abandoned.
I usually like something a lot for a little while,
then, I make a lot of blog posts about them.
Rollo: What's the prognosis fertile Mertle, minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: Who knows, not seasoned yet ... no, there it is, little pink plus sign is so unholy ...
Rollo: That pregnancy test ain't no Etch A Sketch ... this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet
Juno science class.
Juno MacGuff: Who's ready for some chromo magnificence?
Girl Lab Partner: Yeah, I have a menstrual headache. So I can't really look at bright lights today.
Guy Lab Partner: Amanda, I told you to go to the infirmary and lie down. You never listen!
Girl Lab Partner: No, Josh. Because I don't take orders. Not from you and not from any man.
Guy Lab Partner: You know you've been acting like this ever since I got back from visiting my brother in Mankato... I already told you nothing happened.
Paulie Bleeker: Well I'm going to set up the apparatus. Um, Juno would you like to plug in the Bunsen burner?
Juno MacGuff: It's my pleasure.
Girl Lab Partner: I'm going to the infirmary.
Guy Lab Partner: Good. Call me when you get off the rag!
Girl Lab Partner: Fine! Call me when you learn how to love someone instead of cheat at your brother's college. Just because you had four Smirnoff ices and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored Boones.
Guy Lab Partner: Good, Amanda. I'll be sure to do that. I'll make a note of it!
[Amanda walks away]
Juno MacGuff: ...I've actually heard the the snow peak peach flavor is the best flavor of Boone's.
[Josh nods his head in agreement]
Juno MacGuff: Isn't that... right, bleak?
Juno MacGuff: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie Bleeker: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
I want that Juno, Bleeker kind of love story,...
REBLOG IF you hate it when you tell someone...
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I’ve found a reason for me to change who I used to be. A reason to start...– Hoobastank
Never think you're nothing. Never cry at night...
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Did you know when you dream about a person, that...
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I'm so jealous that you're so pretty now, and I'm...
skinny bitch. -_-“
While creating us,
God must have had the biggest imagination -ever.
How Did All The Celebrities Die?
lalaalaaalauren: Jordan Sparks had No Air. The Jonas Brothers caught the Love Bug. Leona Lewis started Bleeding Love. The Papa- Paparazzi got Lady Gaga. Kanye just needed to be Stronger. David Archuleta got Crushed. Sean Kingston was Fire Burning on the dance floor. Jay Sean fell Down, down, down, down, down, down.. Shakira got attacked by a She Wolf. T.I and Rhianna Lived Their Life. Kelly...
I always wonder what I look like from someone...
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When you see one of your best friends crying and...
I want nobody, nobody, but you. *clap clap*
Crying is becoming a daily thing now.
Oh my freaking GOSH. Today, I was walking home from school. I was almost home, just walking down the hill about 20 feet away from my house. I’m walking and swinging my binder. THEN… Nearly ALL of my freaking papers fell out. Oh. My. GOD. It was so embarrassing. PLUS, my dad’s friends son was behind me; he asked me if I needed help, I said I didn’t. I was gonna grab all the...
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I miss how he would get worried when other guys...
-when all I wanted was him.
How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to…– Unknown. </3
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind. For me it happens all the time.– Need You Now - Lady Antebellum I really do wonder if I EVER cross your mind, cause you always cross MY mind.
I've allowed you to break my heart many times...
Big Time Rush is Nickelodeon's failure at trying...
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